Hold me like Trump dry-humped that flag Caress me like Giuliani fixing his pants Kiss me like Biden with his granddaughter And remember abortion is nothing but slaughter When you love a lady, make a baby, put it in you The pregnancy you have to continue When Coney Barret writes up the treatise Anthony Kiedis wouldn’t kill a fetus Give it away, give it away, give it away now I can’t tell if I’m a keeper or a tosser

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Give me back my shitty job My aching back, my asshole boss Give me back my pittance pay My disposable days Give me less time with those I love Give me back my identity Tied tightly to my wage slavery My early mornings, my lack of sleep The lies that keep, they keep me meek I want to go back to the grind To be a cog, to moan and whine And when I’m in my dying bed I’ll recall my wasted years For the economy I gave up my autonomy For the economy I became an invalid I was allowed to retire Well after I was dead Carry on my comrade-son There’ll be health care when you’re done Let Joe Biden do his best Then we’ll cry some more

They bought a sterilized depo To clear the sex machine thug He got twenty-four lawyers to grab all pussies between the legs Ninety-six tweets in twenty-four hours He fires once an hour Donny hit and run pussies Tower doors held open His apprentice spread wide open Then he made it on main street That's when he drug a girl inside He was spreading her legs And didn't understand lying Then he said “you’re fired” Donny hit and run pussies When they were waking up Beside the bed They found clumps of orange hair The last pussies wouldn't cooperate Ivanka and Tiffany wanted to escape Then daddy said ‘you’re fired’ Donny hit and run pussies

When I was a young boy, I transferred to a new school I learned to love it, it was the best school in the world But then some new kids came along and ruined everything My class had changed before me, I was no longer king Won’t somebody come along and rub out this stain It’s time to make my school great again I want it to be great again When I got a little older, and found my livelihood I had the kind of job to make a man feel really good But then they just started letting anyone in And work became just like my school days again Won’t somebody come along who has just half a brain That’s all it’d take to make job great again I want my job to be great again When I bought my house, this neighborhood was good It was the last piece of my life that still felt as it should But new folks started showing up and changing everything And I’m dreading what other change tomorrow’s gonna bring Won’t somebody come along and save us from the drain Someone to make this town great again I hate people comin’ after me who just aren’t the same I want to make it great again I love Ronny and Donny who both knew the pain And now they gonna make it great again

Herbie’s finally unloaded as they get him out the hearse We should be celebrating, but somehow the country’s worse Dubya took the spotlight to remind us of the past When our idiot asshole presidents showed a little class Skull and bones made the governor who crept in like a spectre All the way to the lead spook as the CIA director Paired with Ronald Reagan using MAGA for their mantra Bush he pardoned all his cronies that they sent to fund the Contras The neo-con got it done, and then he got away Left his mark and a deficit that we’d all have to pay The man in the high castle, the elephant in the room Spread the word on street that no Bush could die too soon Deadly silent about AIDS, trumped up time for selling crack Made his paternal legacy by invading Iraq He stormed the desert hard, made it rain a hundred hells Toxic fog left from uranium depleted in the shells Groomed his sons for the throne, but sadly just the one Another ex-Texan governor to get the mission done But when it comes to Dubby, we no longer need to tutor We told you sixteen years ago, you need spay and neuter Neo-con he got it done, and then he got away Left his mark and a deficit that we’d all have to pay Despite a thousand points of light, Dubya wasn’t bright And for all we know they both grabbed a pussy every night The neo-con’s in a box, but we buried just his shell A kinder, gentler ghost haunting capitol hell The man in the high castle is the elephant in the room It’s time we took his legacy and locked it in that tomb

Apple pies on window sills Skipping rocks across private pools Picket fence all around the yard Freedom, we all must guard This is my America Can’t buy America This is my America We’re gettin’ by in America Best healthcare in the all world Assuming that you can afford Our president is very powerful He lies so well, has such a pungent smell This is my America Makes you cry, America This is my America Sell the lie of America Endless wars we fight For cheap shit we all can hide Burning down integrity A bit at a time makes it hard to see Those flags wont fuck themselves Those flags wont fuck themselves Fuckin’ themselves, fuckin’ themselves Lickin’ and sucking, stump-fucking themselves Fuck those fucking flags hard This is my America Proud of my America This is my America Lovin’ some America

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